rec.arts.theatre.musicals

Robert Bouton wrote:

> Yes, reading ratm counts.

Man At Lincoln Center: "Wait! What? You read RATM?"

Moni: "Yes, and--"

Man: "Are you Newport or Farrow?"

Moni: "See what I'm wearing...? A blouse?"

Man: "We'll move on... Okay! Okay! Are you Boulton?"

Moni: "I came at his urging, in fact."

Man: "You sure it was really him?"

Moni: "Look, are you going to let me in?"

Man: "A few more questions... RATM Questions... So which musical is 'I
recall making the decision but I don't recall making the decision'?"

Moni: "That's not a musical, that's Alberto Gon--"

Man: "Correct! The Musical is called Alberto Gone! Now, you really
read RATM."

Moni: "Some of it."

Man: "Okay, okay... So, answer me these, and quick: Mercedes or Horn?"

Moni: "Horn."

Man: "Webber or Sondheim?"

Moni: "Sondheim!"

Man: "Oooh, didn't come on a bus then...? Follies: original or
concert?"

Moni: "Um..."

Man: "Correct!"

Monl: "So--"

Man: "Sunday in The Park With George or Katz?"

Moni: "Cats!"

Man: "Huh, tricked you."

Moni: "Let me in!"

Man: "Okay... This is the moment!"

And she goes in...

--
Tim Gowen