rec.arts.movies.production.sound

You know, I can't really tell if you're serious here. It seems that
you want to "produce" a film for about the cost of a $800 camera plus
accessories and $300 worth of sound gear. I don't intend to be mean,
but even bad filmmaking does require some skill and experience. If
you have neither, then use your money to buy some books, as suggested,
and borrow a camera from a friend with a built in mic, and run around
to see what you can accomplish.

Or...

While a half-way terrible DP might show up expecting you to provide a
camera, he will also expect money. Why not find a guy who already
owns a consumer HDV camera, and who has at least read the manual. He
is more likely going to be as qualified as anyone else you have in
mind, and will probably work for free. Use the mic that is built in
or use the optional external accessory mic. The latter will be
better, since more directional. At least you can be sure that if you
are pointing at the "actor" talking that you'll hear them too. Set
the camera to "auto" for your levels, and be sure the actors use a
reasonable volume.

After editing, if you discover you and your and your cast/crew have
some natural talent, then try to raise some money to take the next
small step.

Good luck...and I really mean it. Filmmaking is a passion, and I envy
your decision to go for it. Remember that a well told, quality story
will overcome many things. Don't just point your camera randomly at a
bunch of "cool stuff" and expect to make a good film.

Robert